MUSEUMPLAIN

Postcards & Posters

A Teutonic terror: Record

German-carved jazz demon with pickup submerged
at the end of the fretboard.

We're offering 24 full-color photos of demented and bizarre guitars in 3 different sets, 8 cards per set. $3 per set or collect all 24 for only $9.

These are great photos of weird and unseen (obscene) guitar favorites of Fatdog and include an informative and humorous narrative on the back. Eventally there will be about 250 different images so mail and collect em!

Spruce-topped hermaphrodite VOSS

I was at a flea market in South Philly when I was
blinded by this carved Teutonic terror. It was way
too expensive, but I had to pay. Hisaw's Bullpen Banter says:
"vhat a fool."

Poster

All 24 guitar postcards are collected on a single poster. Great looking! Delivered safe in a mailing tube. $9.00

About 15 years ago, an old customer, Dennis Geaney, came by the shop talking about two of his great loves: old guitars and old shoes. Said he was going to create some posters, developing the concept, but I never heard back. Well Dennis resurfaced recently. He'd completed that project, but had a few posters left. I said I'd try to sell them for him. So here they are: GREAT looking posters of guitars and shoes -- standard equipment for the travelin' man. They're available for $10.00 each (limited quantities). E-mail FatDog if you want to add them to your collection!

Ordering Merchandise

I understand your concerns about buying a guitar over the Internet. You can't put your hands on it. You don't know what it'll look like, what it'll sound like, how it will feel. Then there are the issues surrounding shipping anxiety: "Will it arrive undamaged?" "When will it arrive?" "WILL it arrive?" The concerns go on and on: "What's the tracking number?" "Will you ship it today?" "When will you ship it?" "Can I get it tomorrow?"

Here are five key points to put your mind at ease:

Your purchase will definitely arrive in good, undamaged condition AND in a timely manner.
Your purchase is insured against damage in transit.
If you don't like what you've ordered, you can return it within two weeks of purchase.
You have the option of a full CASH refund or a trade-in for something else you like. All you pay is the return shipping, which amounts to about $10 within the Continental United States.
You just can't lose.

Policy

"Experience Ecstacy" for a week with your new guitar. If the instrument is not what you expected, then expect a full refund on merchandise returned in the condition of purchase. Fatdog considers this the backbone of good biz (and happy customers).

NOTE: There is no refund for shipping.

Trade-ins are seriously considered at a high value.

Subway Guitars
1800 Cedar Street
Berkeley, California 94703

(510) 841-4106
noon til six, Monday thru Saturday
Pacific Time

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